You know what is sadly surprising, when you do something that you think is awesome, only to realize that a bunch of other people did it before you. I have done number of things that were awesome. After driving up to a McDonalds drive through and paying, I said, 'Keep the change you filthy animal' like from the movie Home Alone. Plus, one time I once shot a rifle through a milk bottle and the bottle didn't smash except where the bullet left it. In addition, one time I asked, "Who can write my essay for me" and aced my assignment. Sadly, I was not the first person to ever do it.
Whom did I ask to write my essay?
I used an essay writing service that I found online and I was expecting a sloppily written piece of garbage back when I said, 'Help me write my essay' and paid them, but to my surprise is was a top scoring essay.
I was very surprised and couldn't wait to brag about it to my friends, only to then realize that they had been using essay writing services for months and that I was the only loser that had been writing his own essays.
Why not ask my friends to write my essay for me?
I did think about asking my friends to write me an essay because they seemed to be doing them so easily. I wanted to ask, 'Write essay for me' but they would have said no because it turns out that they were using essay writing services too. Now I use essay writing services as much as I can. There are times when I still write my own essays, but it is usually only when I have run out of money and cannot afford to pay a writing company.
